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  • #16
    Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
    It is my (occasional) ability to resist temptation that makes me different.


    Besides, I started a Smurf thread in her area which should be enough for one day.
    I saw that. You are Sparky are awful!



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    • #17
      Back to the spider swarm...



      Here's a video of an interview of the guy with the wall covered in them. The newscaster nearly lost it from the safety of the set numerous miles away

      I'm always still in trouble again

      "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
      "Of course, human life begins at fertilization thatís not the argument." --Tassman

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      • #18
        Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
        It is my (occasional) ability to resist temptation that makes me different.


        Besides, I started a Smurf thread in her area which should be enough for one day.
        I knew there were reasons I never venture outside of Nat Sci.
        "Any sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from trolling."

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        • #19
          Originally posted by TheLurch View Post
          I knew there were reasons I never venture outside of Nat Sci.
          On my first legal taxpaying job, back when the Smurfs were popular, we were setting up AV equipment for a company meeting in a hotel ballroom that afternoon. We had several TVs, one which we hooked into the hotel's system so we could watch/listen to TV as we set up.

          The maitre d of the restaurant and banquets held there was a very proper but not stuffy +50 year old black man, and he would check in to see how we're doing. When he saw the TV on he came and used the remote to change through the channels.

          The Smurfs had just started. In a flash he yanked a chair off a stack of chairs, slammed it down and was sitting backwards in it, his chin on fist that was resting on the back of the chair, absolutely mesmerized.

          Me? There is nothing that attracted me to watch the show. The smurfing smurfed used of smurf could smurfing drive anyone out of their smurfing mind!

          I'm always still in trouble again

          "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
          "Of course, human life begins at fertilization thatís not the argument." --Tassman

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          • #20
            Originally posted by mossrose View Post

            I saw that. You are Sparky are awful!

            rogue is me? huh. who knew?

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Sparko View Post

              rogue is me? huh. who knew?
              You are each other's sockpuppet. I am going to ban you both immediately.


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              • #22
                Originally posted by Sparko View Post

                rogue is me? huh. who knew?
                That would certainly explain those times I suddenly start smelling really bad.






                And, no. Since it's warm weather and I ain't wearing pants you can nip those jokes right in the bud.

                Wait.

                Maybe that wasn't the best phasing either.





                Let's all just back up, forget all that, and instead just say it would explain a lot of things

                I'm always still in trouble again

                "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                "Of course, human life begins at fertilization thatís not the argument." --Tassman

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                  That would certainly explain those times I suddenly start smelling really bad.






                  And, no. Since it's warm weather and I ain't wearing pants you can nip those jokes right in the bud.

                  Wait.

                  Maybe that wasn't the best phasing either.





                  Let's all just back up, forget all that, and instead just say it would explain a lot of things
                  We both do like bacon.
                  And we both are wearing pirate hats and eye patches.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Sparko View Post

                    We both do like bacon.
                    What does one have to do around here to get the bacon image under your username? I see i've not even gotten an apple, so i assume i have some work ahead of me.
                    "Any sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from trolling."

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by TheLurch View Post
                      What does one have to do around here to get the bacon image under your username? I see i've not even gotten an apple, so i assume i have some work ahead of me.
                      I think it has something to do with number of posts? Sparky made a list around here somewhere. Maybe in the Newsdesk?

                      Edit to add:

                      Not in the Newsdesk, but I did find a list. Here you go. Get cracking!

                      The ranks are:

                      Banana: 100 posts
                      Orange: 500 posts
                      Pear: 1000 posts
                      Apple: 5000 posts
                      Pearl: 10,000 posts
                      Bacon: 20,000 posts.
                      Last edited by mossrose; 06-21-2021, 04:10 PM.


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                      • #26
                        Any way I could "auction" off some? I got about 50,000 surplus

                        I'm always still in trouble again

                        "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                        "Of course, human life begins at fertilization thatís not the argument." --Tassman

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by mossrose View Post

                          I think it has something to do with number of posts? Sparky made a list around here somewhere. Maybe in the Newsdesk?

                          Edit to add:

                          Not in the Newsdesk, but I did find a list. Here you go. Get cracking!

                          The ranks are:

                          Banana: 100 posts
                          Orange: 500 posts
                          Pear: 1000 posts
                          Apple: 5000 posts
                          Pearl: 10,000 posts
                          Bacon: 20,000 posts.
                          Oh man, I'll need to have less of a life than i already have.

                          "Any sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from trolling."

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by TheLurch View Post
                            Oh man, I'll need to have less of a life than i already have.


                            You just need to hang out more with a few of us goofs.



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                            • #29
                              yech! As if Roman numerals weren't bad enough.
                              sigpic1 Cor 15:34 εκνηψατε δικαιως και μη αμαρτανετε αγνωσιαν γαρ θεου τινες εχουσιν προς εντροπην υμιν λεγω

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by TheLurch View Post
                                Oh man, I'll need to have less of a life than i already have.
                                You need to more! Spam leads to Bacon!

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