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  • Proof of the Existence of God

    All people who talk to themselves are crazy.
    Crazies cannot be responsible for any societal good or human advancement.
    Human societies have advanced if even one advancement has occurred.
    Air conditioning
    is an advancement and has occurred.
    Therefore sane human beings must exist.
    All human beings talk to God at some point in their lives.
    If God does not exist, all humans talk to themselves at some point in their lives.
    Therefore, all humans must be insane.
    However, it has been shown that all humans are not insane.
    Therefore they cannot have been talking to themselves.
    Therefore God exists.


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  • #2
    Originally posted by Teallaura View Post
    All people who talk to themselves are crazy.
    Crazies cannot be responsible for any societal good or human advancement.
    Human societies have advanced if even one advancement has occurred.
    Air conditioning
    is an advancement and has occurred.
    Therefore sane human beings must exist.
    All human beings talk to God at some point in their lives.
    If God does not exist, all humans talk to themselves at some point in their lives.
    Therefore, all humans must be insane.
    However, it has been shown that all humans are not insane.
    Therefore they cannot have been talking to themselves.
    Therefore God exists.


    The voices in my head who identify as rogue0.63and rogue7c-33d.1 say that your first statement is an unsupported assumption. I told them they were wrong. It's the second sentence that is problematic.

    I'm always still in trouble again

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    • #3
      Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
      The voices in my head who identify as rogue0.63and rogue7c-33d.1 say that your first statement is an unsupported assumption. I told them they were wrong. It's the second sentence that is problematic.
      Blowing things up, even in spectacular fashion, doesn't count as 'advancement'.
      "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Teallaura View Post

        Blowing things up, even in spectacular fashion, doesn't count as 'advancement'.
        That's neither here nor there, but yes it does.

        If you blast your way through a mountain creating a tunnel that allows for much quicker, easier and even safer travel than the mountain road or driving all the way over to the pass... That's an advancement.


        When farmers blast a stump or large rock so that they can grow more food... That's an advancement


        When roguetech leaves a smoking crater where an old paint shed used to be ... That's just

        I'm always still in trouble again

        "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
        "Of course, human life begins at fertilization thatís not the argument." --Tassman

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        • #5
          Yeah but the first two aren't done by crazies.
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          • #6
            Talking to yourself doesn't mean you are crazy. Answering does.


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            • #7
              Originally posted by Sparko View Post
              Talking to yourself doesn't mean you are crazy. Answering does.
              Some of us are simply starved for an intelligent conversation.

              I'm always still in trouble again

              "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
              "Of course, human life begins at fertilization thatís not the argument." --Tassman

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Teallaura View Post
                Yeah but the first two aren't done by crazies.
                I self-identify as perfectly sane

                I'm always still in trouble again

                "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                "Of course, human life begins at fertilization thatís not the argument." --Tassman

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                  I self-identify as perfectly sane
                  Thank you for proving my point!
                  "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot

                  "Forgiveness is the way of love." Gary Chapman

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Teallaura View Post
                    All people who talk to themselves are crazy.
                    Crazies cannot be responsible for any societal good or human advancement.
                    Human societies have advanced if even one advancement has occurred.
                    Air conditioning
                    is an advancement and has occurred.
                    Therefore sane human beings must exist.
                    All human beings talk to God at some point in their lives.
                    If God does not exist, all humans talk to themselves at some point in their lives.
                    Therefore, all humans must be insane.
                    However, it has been shown that all humans are not insane.
                    Therefore they cannot have been talking to themselves.
                    Therefore God exists.


                    Everybody can and do talk to themselves whether God or God(s) exist or not.
                    Glendower: I can call spirits from the vasty deep.
                    Hotspur: Why, so can I, or so can any man;
                    But will they come when you do call for them? Shakespeareís Henry IV, Part 1, Act III:

                    go with the flow the river knows . . .

                    Frank

                    I do not know, therefore everything is in pencil.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Teallaura View Post

                      Thank you for proving my point!
                      Huh, what's that? Sorry about that but rogue77 tells me that in a nonscientific survey taken of the voices in my head,
                      • 16% strongly disagree
                      • 41% disagree
                      • 21% meh
                      • 9% want to circle back to that later
                      • 5% agree
                      • 3% want to know what chocolate sounds like
                      • 2% not only agree but say %@$## YES!
                      • 2% only respond 'who wants to know?"
                      • 1% only want to know what's in it for them.


                      Aside from 3% no longer being trusted with eating implements aside from sporks... A decided majority disagree (57%) with twice as over many strongly disagreeing as who agree at all (16% to 8%).

                      I'm always still in trouble again

                      "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                      "Of course, human life begins at fertilization thatís not the argument." --Tassman

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by shunyadragon View Post

                        Everybody can and do talk to themselves whether God or God(s) exist or not.
                        ECREE! Obviously, you're insane!

                        And have zero sense of humor.
                        "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot

                        "Forgiveness is the way of love." Gary Chapman

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                          Huh, what's that? Sorry about that but rogue77 tells me that in a nonscientific survey taken of the voices in my head,
                          • 16% strongly disagree
                          • 41% disagree
                          • 21% meh
                          • 9% want to circle back to that later
                          • 5% agree
                          • 3% want to know what chocolate sounds like
                          • 2% not only agree but say %@$## YES!
                          • 2% only respond 'who wants to know?"
                          • 1% only want to know what's in it for them.


                          Aside from 3% no longer being trusted with eating implements aside from sporks... A decided majority disagree (57%) with twice as over many strongly disagreeing as who agree at all (16% to 8%).
                          I may have to work on this proof. You just proved that not only does God exist - but there's a good chance the nonexistent jerk is real.
                          "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot

                          "Forgiveness is the way of love." Gary Chapman

                          My Personal Blog

                          My Novella blog (Current Novella Begins on 7/25/14)

                          Quill Sword

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Teallaura View Post

                            ECREE! Obviously, you're insane!

                            And have zero sense of humor.

                            My humor is reserved for intelligent humor. There is a section for this foolishness if there was a humorous intent, and not here.
                            Glendower: I can call spirits from the vasty deep.
                            Hotspur: Why, so can I, or so can any man;
                            But will they come when you do call for them? Shakespeareís Henry IV, Part 1, Act III:

                            go with the flow the river knows . . .

                            Frank

                            I do not know, therefore everything is in pencil.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Teallaura View Post

                              I may have to work on this proof. You just proved that not only does God exist - but there's a good chance the nonexistent jerk is real.


                              I'm always still in trouble again

                              "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                              "Of course, human life begins at fertilization thatís not the argument." --Tassman

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