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Chiropractors say the darndest things....

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  • Chiropractors say the darndest things....

    My chiropractor has said some truly hilarious, yet simultaneously disturbing, things to me. For example:

    "You're weird, dude." (In reference to my body, not my personality.)

    "As you can see, this is very bad." (While looking at a scan of my feet. Turns out my arches had collapsed completely.)

    "You're just all messed up." (Or something along these lines.)

    And my favorites:

    "Whoa...ok, this is weird. You have one of the strangest pelvises I've ever seen." (I ended up forgetting what was so weird about my pelvis, because of what he said next, below.)

    "Is there something going on with your intestines? This is really weird; come look at this!" (I was struggling with gas pains that day, and we could see the gas pockets in my gut on the x-ray. They were...um, rather large.)
    I DENOUNCE DONALD J. TRUMP AND ALL HIS IMMORAL ACTS.

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    for your good health.
    The greater number of laws . . . , the more thieves . . . there will be. ---- Lao-Tzu

    [T]he truth Iím after and the truth never harmed anyone. What harms us is to persist in self-deceit and ignorance -ó Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

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      One thing after another, eh? I know how that feels. ing things start getting better.

      Maybe adding some beano to your diet could help with one of those problems.

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        I was having an MRI done of my knee. the technician stopped the scan and came to ask me if there was something in it. Yeah, the two tumors (benign) that the doctor sent me in here for!

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          Btw, this was meant as a humorous post. I laughed out loud when the chiropractor said those things (especially the last two).

          But I do appreciate the prayers, as always.
          I DENOUNCE DONALD J. TRUMP AND ALL HIS IMMORAL ACTS.

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