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Is that quarantine body got you down? No need to exercise or diet.

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  • Is that quarantine body got you down? No need to exercise or diet.

    Source: People are buying muscly bodysuits so they can look ripped without the gym


    Put on a bit of timber during lockdown? You don't necessarily need to rush out to the gym as you can fake your way to a muscly physique

    They’re made from 100% silicone and you have the option of buying a full torso, upper body or lower bodysuit.

    Unfortunately though, the fake muscles are pretty pricey.

    One eBay seller is flogging a half-bodysuit for AUD $270 (which is around £150).

    This is more than the cost of an annual membership to some gyms – although admittedly, chiselling abs in real life requires a lot more effort.




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    The rest of the article deals with when gyms in Britain will be opening and the precautions they are taking.



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  • #2
    Is there a disclaimer in the article about how hot and sweaty you are going to get wearing that thing, and how your new wife is going to file for divorce the day after your wedding for false advertising?


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    • #3
      Originally posted by mossrose View Post
      Is there a disclaimer in the article about how hot and sweaty you are going to get wearing that thing, and how your new wife is going to file for divorce the day after your wedding for false advertising?
      Right after she removes her girdle, padded push-up bra, fanny pads, and makeup?

      I'm always still in trouble again

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      • #4
        Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
        Right after she removes her girdle, padded push-up bra, fanny pads, and makeup?
        Those things are probably not as deceptive.

        And what about the hot and sweaty, and stinky, to boot?


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        • #5
          Originally posted by mossrose View Post
          Those things are probably not as deceptive.
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          Originally posted by mossrose View Post
          And what about the hot and sweaty, and stinky, to boot?
          You mean "man musk"?

          I'm always still in trouble again

          "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
          "Of course, human life begins at fertilization thatís not the argument." --Tassman

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          • #6
            No, I mean stinky.


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            • #7
              Maybe they have body suits for wimmin too.

              PS - I don't think these would work so well for guys with beer guts. They would only work for skinny folk.

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              • #8
                Reminds me of this:


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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                  Maybe they have body suits for wimmin too.

                  PS - I don't think these would work so well for guys with beer guts. They would only work for skinny folk.
                  Unless they have a really firm gut-sucker-inner band or something.
                  "Neighbor, how long has it been since youíve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?Ē

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Sparko View Post

                    PS - I don't think these would work so well for guys with beer guts. They would only work for skinny folk.
                    The same thought crossed my mind as well. If you look seven months pregnant in real life this won't magically make it vanish. You're still gonna have that beer gut.

                    I'm always still in trouble again

                    "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                    "Of course, human life begins at fertilization thatís not the argument." --Tassman

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post

                      Unless they have a really firm gut-sucker-inner band or something.
                      Like a man-corset.
                      Curiosity never hurt anyone. It was stupidity that killed the cat.

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                      • #12
                        Yeah, no... I'll stick with what I'm doing and work towards the real thing, thanks. It lasts longer and makes you feel (and look) better anyhow.
                        Mercenary Maxim 37: There is No 'Overkill.' There is merely 'Open Fire,' and 'I need to Reload.'

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                          Source: People are buying muscly bodysuits so they can look ripped without the gym


                          Put on a bit of timber during lockdown? You don't necessarily need to rush out to the gym as you can fake your way to a muscly physique

                          They’re made from 100% silicone and you have the option of buying a full torso, upper body or lower bodysuit.

                          Unfortunately though, the fake muscles are pretty pricey.

                          One eBay seller is flogging a half-bodysuit for AUD $270 (which is around £150).

                          This is more than the cost of an annual membership to some gyms – although admittedly, chiselling abs in real life requires a lot more effort.




                          Source

                          © Copyright Original Source




                          The rest of the article deals with when gyms in Britain will be opening and the precautions they are taking.

                          The pics look a bit like me.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                            The same thought crossed my mind as well. If you look seven months pregnant in real life this won't magically make it vanish. You're still gonna have that beer gut.
                            Meh.
                            I'd sooner have a barrel than a six pack.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by eider View Post

                              The pics look a bit like me.
                              Headless?

                              I'm always still in trouble again

                              "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                              "Of course, human life begins at fertilization thatís not the argument." --Tassman

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