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Greetings Animal Lovers!

Welcome to Animal Husbandry 101, this is the place for all things animal.

Did you get a new pet? Tell us about it.Do you have a question about pet care? Ask it here. Are you thinking about getting a pet? Let us know.

There are a great many animal lovers at Tweb anxious to hear about and join in the fun.

In addition to the regular set of rules called the DECORUM, others rules will be enforced here as well.

1) Please keep all pets on a leash.
2) Please clean up after those pets that aren't quite paper trained.
3) Gerbils are not good pets. It's a long story

Thank you and let the games begin.
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How is your Water Buffalo?

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  • How is your Water Buffalo?

    Since we know that everybody has a water buffalo, how is yours?

    "Oooh!
    Everybody have a water buffalo,
    your's is fat but mine is slow1
    Oh where did we get them?
    I don't know!
    Everybody has a water buffalooooo!

    I took my buffalo to the store,
    got his head stuck in the door!
    Spilt some lima beans upon the floor!
    Everybody has a water buffalooooo!"
    Micah 6:8 He has told you, O man, what is good; and what does the LORD require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God?

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    On the day I got my tooth
    I had to kiss my Great Aunt Ruth...
    She had a beard
    And it felt weird...
    That's what
    - She

    Without a clear-cut definition of sin, morality becomes a mere argument over the best way to train animals
    - Manya the Holy Szin (The Quintara Marathon)

    I may not be as old as dirt, but me and dirt are starting to have an awful lot in common
    Stephen R. Donaldson

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    • #3
      I still can't roller skate in a buffalo herd.
      "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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      • #4
        I don't have a water buffalo!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Sparko View Post
          I don't have a water buffalo!


          Me, neither.

          But, I DO have a baby kangaroo!


          Securely anchored to the Rock amid every storm of trial, testing or tribulation.

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          • #6
            Dear Larry,

            Where's my water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Sparko View Post
              Dear Larry,

              Where's my water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?
              Maybe it's asleep....

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              "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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              • #8
                It is NOT a sheep!

                I don't have any sheep or water buffalos! I think Rogue stole them.

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