For Cow Poker

[Cow Poke]

I was started to get worried that maybe you had been drug away by wild coyotes!

The coyotes we have down here drag illegal aliens across the Rio Grande.

[robrecht]

Mock all you want, you sniper mockers*! I'm not even reading this thread!!!



*remember when Jeff used to call us snipermockers?

I was started to get worried that maybe you had been drug away by wild coyotes!

[Cow Poke]

Mock all you want, you sniper mockers*! I'm not even reading this thread!!!



*remember when Jeff used to call us snipermockers?

[rogue06]

Nope. It was "Eagle Pup"

[robrecht]

Or is he really the Antichrist, perhaps???

Someone has posted a video of Purple Pants singing this song in reverse and the message is truly frightening. I won't link the video here because there's a couple of objectionable words, but I think it proves pretty convincingly that end is near.

[robrecht]

Or is he really the Antichrist, perhaps???

Someone has posted a video of Purple Pants singing this song in reverse and the message is truly frightening. I won't link the video here because there's a couple of objectionable words, but I think it proves pretty convincingly that end is near.

[robrecht]

Nope. It was "Eagle Pup"

Using this clue, I've been able to identify Purple Pants' true identity. Well, we always knew he was in law enforcement, but I never would have guessed that he had reached such a high position in law enforcement:

[LostSheep]

Country Preacher.

Nope. It was "Eagle Pup"

[Sparko]

Anyone remember the name he first used?

Country Preacher.

[Jedidiah]

Anyone remember the name he first used?

[tabibito]

Hmmm. We have to think about that one. It might be construed as too positive:

Kill specialty weeds
Fight weeds like poisen ivy and other tough-to-kill brush

http://www.roundup.com/smg/gocat/rou...llers/cat50102

Yup - I was afraid that might be the case.

[tabibito]

556808_3320907317109_1839607281_n.jpg Cat Rustler
1238237_3401744457987_808867047_n.jpg Well - maybe not

[robrecht]

Roundup?
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Hmmm. We have to think about that one. It might be construed as too positive:

Kill specialty weeds
Fight weeds like poisen ivy and other tough-to-kill brush

http://www.roundup.com/smg/gocat/rou...llers/cat50102

[tabibito]

Roundup?
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[robrecht]

Updated list (also added to the OP):

1. Cowboy
2. Cow Poker
3. Ornery Southern Baptist
4. Liberal Southern Baptist
5. worse
6. Backwoods Baptist Apostate
7. Prodder of Bovines
8.