For Cow Poker

[rogue06]

Prodder of Bovines

[robrecht]

Huh? I said I call him worse. Just the other day I said, "hey worse, how you doing?"

Of course he corrected my grammar.

I think we need to get a list going of all the names we have already or should start using for him. I'll start:

1. Cow Poker
2. Cowboy
3. Ornery Southern Baptist
4. Liberal Southern Baptist
5. worse
6. Backwoods Baptist Apostate

I'm sure I've forgotten some.

[rogue06]

For example?

Huh? I said I call him worse. Just the other day I said, "hey worse, how you doing?"

Of course he corrected my grammar.

[robrecht]

I call him worse.

For example?

[rogue06]

Uh-oh, does that mean I have to stop calling him Cow Poker?

I call him worse.

[robrecht]

Recovering from the ordeal/trauma of coming back onto the mod squad.

Uh-oh, does that mean I have to stop calling him Cow Poker?

[rogue06]

So where's Cow Poke been the last couple of days? I betcha he got banned for being a liberal Southern Baptist!

Recovering from the ordeal/trauma of coming back onto the mod squad.

[robrecht]

So where's Cow Poke been the last couple of days? I betcha he got banned for being a liberal Southern Baptist!

[rogue06]

Yeah, South Dakota has crowded cows.

No. They just don't have a large population. My mother was born in SoDak. In her day her closest neighbor lived just over a half mile away. I was nearly a teenager when her home town got their first traffic light.

[robrecht]

Yeah, South Dakota has crowded cows.

Anybody know where the largest working cattle ranch in the United States is?

There're not bothered by as many people crowding around them. They like it that way. In terms of crowding by by other cows, you'd have to look at the ratio of the cows per square mile.

We have a dairy farm access the street from us; it's the largest one I'm aware of.

[Cow Poke]

Yeah, South Dakota has crowded cows.

Anybody know where the largest working cattle ranch in the United States is?

[robrecht]

Cows-per-capita.jpg

Texas has the most cows in total, with 10.9 million head, but South Dakota has 4.32 cows per capita, a higher proportion than any other state.

http://knowmore.washingtonpost.com/2...s-than-people/

Updated list of approved names to use in this thread (and elsewhere) for our favorite Texan cowboy:

1. Cowboy
2. Cow Poker
3. Ornery Southern Baptist
4. Liberal Southern Baptist
5. worse
6. Backwoods Baptist Apostate
7. Prodder of Bovines
8. Cat Rustler
9. Purple Pants (best one so far)
10. Country Preacher
11. Eagle pup
12. poopiehead
13. Cow Pope