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Greetings Animal Lovers!

Welcome to Animal Husbandry 101, this is the place for all things animal.

Did you get a new pet? Tell us about it.Do you have a question about pet care? Ask it here. Are you thinking about getting a pet? Let us know.

There are a great many animal lovers at Tweb anxious to hear about and join in the fun.

In addition to the regular set of rules called the DECORUM, others rules will be enforced here as well.

1) Please keep all pets on a leash.
2) Please clean up after those pets that aren't quite paper trained.
3) Gerbils are not good pets. It's a long story

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  • #61
    Originally posted by robrecht View Post
    And, ye, that great divide be methinks greater for OPs than for normal posts but be not eternal ...
    ... for it is appointed unto the editing powers of the mortal poster at some point to die, and after that, uneditableness.
    The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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    • #62
      Originally posted by Cow Poop View Post
      ... for it is appointed unto the editing powers of the mortal poster at some point to die, and after that, uneditableness.
      Heaven and earth shall pass away: but the unedtableness of my words shall not pass away, but of that day or that hour when editableness should come to be knoweth no one, not even the angels in heaven, neither the Cow Poop nor the Sparko.
      βλέπομεν γὰρ ἄρτι δι᾿ ἐσόπτρου ἐν αἰνίγματι, τότε δὲ πρόσωπον πρὸς πρόσωπον
      ἄρτι γινώσκω ἐκ μέρους, τότε δὲ ἐπιγνώσομαι καθὼς καὶ ἐπεγνώσθην.

      אָכֵ֕ן אַתָּ֖ה אֵ֣ל מִסְתַּתֵּ֑ר אֱלֹהֵ֥י יִשְׂרָאֵ֖ל מוֹשִֽׁיעַ׃

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      • #63
        You forgot Cow Patty.

        Incidentally, she gets really upset if you kill her daddy...
        "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot

        "Forgiveness is the way of love." Gary Chapman

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        • #64
          yippie Yi AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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          • #65
            Updated list of approved names to use in this thread (and elsewhere) for our favorite Texan cowboy:
            1. Cowboy
            2. Cow Poker
            3. Ornery Southern Baptist
            4. Liberal Southern Baptist
            5. worse
            6. Backwoods Baptist Apostate
            7. Prodder of Bovines
            8. Cat Rustler
            9. Purple Pants
            10. Country Preacher
            11. Eagle pup
            12. poopiehead
            13. Cow Pope
            14. Cow Poop
            15. Cow Patty
            βλέπομεν γὰρ ἄρτι δι᾿ ἐσόπτρου ἐν αἰνίγματι, τότε δὲ πρόσωπον πρὸς πρόσωπον
            ἄρτι γινώσκω ἐκ μέρους, τότε δὲ ἐπιγνώσομαι καθὼς καὶ ἐπεγνώσθην.

            אָכֵ֕ן אַתָּ֖ה אֵ֣ל מִסְתַּתֵּ֑ר אֱלֹהֵ֥י יִשְׂרָאֵ֖ל מוֹשִֽׁיעַ׃

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            • #66
              Originally posted by Catholicity View Post
              Then again some of us have stronger stomachs than others Even while pregnant
              Has the stomach thing not passed yet? May it do so soon.
              Micah 6:8 He has told you, O man, what is good; and what does the LORD require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God?

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              • #67
                Originally posted by robrecht View Post
                Updated list of approved names to use in this thread (and elsewhere) for our favorite Texan cowboy:
                1. Cowboy
                2. Cow Poker
                3. Ornery Southern Baptist
                4. Liberal Southern Baptist
                5. worse
                6. Backwoods Baptist Apostate
                7. Prodder of Bovines
                8. Cat Rustler
                9. Purple Pants
                10. Country Preacher
                11. Eagle pup
                12. poopiehead
                13. Cow Pope
                14. Cow Poop
                15. Cow Patty
                16. Late for dinner.

                Enter the Church and wash away your sins. For here there is a hospital and not a court of law. Do not be ashamed to enter the Church; be ashamed when you sin, but not when you repent. St. John Chrysostom

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                I recommend you do not try too hard and ...research as little as possible. Such weighty things give me a headache. - Shunyadragon, Baha'i apologist

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                • #68
                  Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post
                  16. Late for dinner.

                  That's it! I QUIT!
                  The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                  • #69
                    17. Nincompoopiehead

                    I'm always still in trouble again

                    "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                    "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                    "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by Cow Poop View Post
                      That's it! I QUIT!
                      Again?!

                      18. See Pee
                      Enter the Church and wash away your sins. For here there is a hospital and not a court of law. Do not be ashamed to enter the Church; be ashamed when you sin, but not when you repent. St. John Chrysostom

                      Veritas vos Liberabit<>< Learn Greek <>< Look here for an Orthodox Church in America<><Ancient Faith Radio
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                      I recommend you do not try too hard and ...research as little as possible. Such weighty things give me a headache. - Shunyadragon, Baha'i apologist

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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by Jedidiah View Post
                        Has the stomach thing not passed yet? May it do so soon.
                        Nope. Doc gave me 8 mg Zofrans. The chemo Dose.... ugh..... they help. Some
                        A happy family is but an earlier heaven.
                        George Bernard Shaw

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                        • #72
                          Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post
                          Again?!

                          18. See Pee
                          19. See Three Pee Ohh!

                          "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot

                          "Forgiveness is the way of love." Gary Chapman

                          My Personal Blog

                          My Novella blog (Current Novella Begins on 7/25/14)

                          Quill Sword

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