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  • #46
    Originally posted by TimelessTheist
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    Well? Go ahead.
    Originally posted by Sparko
    Cow Pope.


    Originally posted by tabibito
    Wrong thread - you need to put it on the list of alternative names for Cowpoke thread.
    Looks more like bull to me.
    βλέπομεν γὰρ ἄρτι δι᾿ ἐσόπτρου ἐν αἰνίγματι, τότε δὲ πρόσωπον πρὸς πρόσωπον
    ἄρτι γινώσκω ἐκ μέρους, τότε δὲ ἐπιγνώσομαι καθὼς καὶ ἐπεγνώσθην.

    אָכֵ֕ן אַתָּ֖ה אֵ֣ל מִסְתַּתֵּ֑ר אֱלֹהֵ֥י יִשְׂרָאֵ֖ל מוֹשִֽׁיעַ׃

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    • #47
      Updated list of approved names to use in this thread (and elsewhere) for our favorite Texan cowboy:
      1. Cowboy
      2. Cow Poker
      3. Ornery Southern Baptist
      4. Liberal Southern Baptist
      5. worse
      6. Backwoods Baptist Apostate
      7. Prodder of Bovines
      8. Cat Rustler
      9. Purple Pants (best one so far)
      10. Country Preacher
      11. Eagle pup
      12. poopiehead
      13. Cow Pope
      14. Cow Poop


      For some reason I can no longer edit my first post of this great thread.
      βλέπομεν γὰρ ἄρτι δι᾿ ἐσόπτρου ἐν αἰνίγματι, τότε δὲ πρόσωπον πρὸς πρόσωπον
      ἄρτι γινώσκω ἐκ μέρους, τότε δὲ ἐπιγνώσομαι καθὼς καὶ ἐπεγνώσθην.

      אָכֵ֕ן אַתָּ֖ה אֵ֣ל מִסְתַּתֵּ֑ר אֱלֹהֵ֥י יִשְׂרָאֵ֖ל מוֹשִֽׁיעַ׃

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      • #48
        Originally posted by robrecht View Post
        Updated list of approved names to use in this thread (and elsewhere) for our favorite Texan cowboy:
        1. Cowboy
        2. Cow Poker
        3. Ornery Southern Baptist
        4. Liberal Southern Baptist
        5. worse
        6. Backwoods Baptist Apostate
        7. Prodder of Bovines
        8. Cat Rustler
        9. Purple Pants (best one so far)
        10. Country Preacher
        11. Eagle pup
        12. poopiehead
        13. Cow Pope
        14. Cow Poop


        For some reason I can no longer edit my first post of this great thread.
        The cow gods have got your number!
        The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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        • #49
          Originally posted by Cow Poop View Post
          The cow gods have got your number!
          Turn away from your golden calf.
          βλέπομεν γὰρ ἄρτι δι᾿ ἐσόπτρου ἐν αἰνίγματι, τότε δὲ πρόσωπον πρὸς πρόσωπον
          ἄρτι γινώσκω ἐκ μέρους, τότε δὲ ἐπιγνώσομαι καθὼς καὶ ἐπεγνώσθην.

          אָכֵ֕ן אַתָּ֖ה אֵ֣ל מִסְתַּתֵּ֑ר אֱלֹהֵ֥י יִשְׂרָאֵ֖ל מוֹשִֽׁיעַ׃

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          • #50
            What about "Cow Poop?"

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            • #51
              Originally posted by Sparko View Post
              What about "Cow Poop?"
              Trust a pirate to try to get his ship boat dinghy a bit of notoriety.
              1Cor 15:34 εκνηψατε δικαιως και μη αμαρτανετε αγνωσιαν γαρ θεου τινες εχουσιν προς εντροπην υμιν λεγω
              "It's bigger inside" might work for a TARDIS - it doesn't work for a bronze sea.

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              • #52
                Originally posted by tabibito View Post
                Trust a pirate to try to get his ship boat dinghy a bit of notoriety.
                I was just wondering who this "Cow Poop" feller is and whut he done did to poor lil ol' Cow Poke.

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                  What about "Cow Poop?"
                  See Post #47. I added it to the list, but I can no longer edit my first post for some reason. Cow Poop thinks it is because of divine intervention on the part of his golden calf.
                  βλέπομεν γὰρ ἄρτι δι᾿ ἐσόπτρου ἐν αἰνίγματι, τότε δὲ πρόσωπον πρὸς πρόσωπον
                  ἄρτι γινώσκω ἐκ μέρους, τότε δὲ ἐπιγνώσομαι καθὼς καὶ ἐπεγνώσθην.

                  אָכֵ֕ן אַתָּ֖ה אֵ֣ל מִסְתַּתֵּ֑ר אֱלֹהֵ֥י יִשְׂרָאֵ֖ל מוֹשִֽׁיעַ׃

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by robrecht View Post
                    See Post #47. I added it to the list, but I can no longer edit my first post for some reason. Cow Poop thinks it is because of divine intervention on the part of his golden calf.
                    There is a great gulf fixed, in the form or time, after which one can no longer edit one's own post, unless one is a moderator with special powers.
                    The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Cow Poop View Post
                      There is a great gulf fixed, in the form or time, after which one can no longer edit one's own post, unless one is a moderator with special powers.
                      And behold, it came to pass.

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                        And behold, it came to pass.
                        And great was the passing thereof!
                        The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                        • #57
                          See I knew it was Sparko that dunnit. Sparky Changed Cow Poke's name to Cow Poop last night. Which mean's someone needs a new Avatar and it probably should look like this
                          Cow-Pie.jpg

                          Then again some of us have stronger stomachs than others Even while pregnant
                          A happy family is but an earlier heaven.
                          George Bernard Shaw

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by Cow Poop View Post
                            And great was the passing thereof!
                            And the passing was marked by the parting of the red ants on the driveway.

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                              And the passing was marked by the parting of the red ants on the driveway.
                              ...which maketh art with the skills of their natural instincts which the Lord giveth unto them.

                              ant highway small.jpg
                              The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by Cow Poop View Post
                                There is a great gulf fixed, in the form or time, after which one can no longer edit one's own post, unless one is a moderator with special powers.
                                And, ye, that great divide be methinks greater for OPs than for normal posts but be not eternal ...
                                βλέπομεν γὰρ ἄρτι δι᾿ ἐσόπτρου ἐν αἰνίγματι, τότε δὲ πρόσωπον πρὸς πρόσωπον
                                ἄρτι γινώσκω ἐκ μέρους, τότε δὲ ἐπιγνώσομαι καθὼς καὶ ἐπεγνώσθην.

                                אָכֵ֕ן אַתָּ֖ה אֵ֣ל מִסְתַּתֵּ֑ר אֱלֹהֵ֥י יִשְׂרָאֵ֖ל מוֹשִֽׁיעַ׃

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