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  • For Cow Poker

    Cows-per-capita.jpg

    Texas has the most cows in total, with 10.9 million head, but South Dakota has 4.32 cows per capita, a higher proportion than any other state.

    http://knowmore.washingtonpost.com/2...s-than-people/

    Updated list of approved names to use in this thread (and elsewhere) for our favorite Texan cowboy:
    1. Cowboy
    2. Cow Poker
    3. Ornery Southern Baptist
    4. Liberal Southern Baptist
    5. worse
    6. Backwoods Baptist Apostate
    7. Prodder of Bovines
    8. Cat Rustler
    9. Purple Pants (best one so far)
    10. Country Preacher
    11. Eagle pup
    12. poopiehead
    13. Cow Pope
    Last edited by robrecht; 08-26-2014, 09:53 AM.
    βλέπομεν γὰρ ἄρτι δι᾿ ἐσόπτρου ἐν αἰνίγματι, τότε δὲ πρόσωπον πρὸς πρόσωπον·
    ἄρτι γινώσκω ἐκ μέρους, τότε δὲ ἐπιγνώσομαι καθὼς καὶ ἐπεγνώσθην.

    אָכֵ֕ן אַתָּ֖ה אֵ֣ל מִסְתַּתֵּ֑ר אֱלֹהֵ֥י יִשְׂרָאֵ֖ל מוֹשִֽׁיעַ׃

  • #2
    Yeah, South Dakota has crowded cows.

    Anybody know where the largest working cattle ranch in the United States is?
    "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
      Yeah, South Dakota has crowded cows.

      Anybody know where the largest working cattle ranch in the United States is?
      There're not bothered by as many people crowding around them. They like it that way. In terms of crowding by by other cows, you'd have to look at the ratio of the cows per square mile.

      We have a dairy farm access the street from us; it's the largest one I'm aware of.
      βλέπομεν γὰρ ἄρτι δι᾿ ἐσόπτρου ἐν αἰνίγματι, τότε δὲ πρόσωπον πρὸς πρόσωπον·
      ἄρτι γινώσκω ἐκ μέρους, τότε δὲ ἐπιγνώσομαι καθὼς καὶ ἐπεγνώσθην.

      אָכֵ֕ן אַתָּ֖ה אֵ֣ל מִסְתַּתֵּ֑ר אֱלֹהֵ֥י יִשְׂרָאֵ֖ל מוֹשִֽׁיעַ׃

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
        Yeah, South Dakota has crowded cows.
        No. They just don't have a large population. My mother was born in SoDak. In her day her closest neighbor lived just over a half mile away. I was nearly a teenager when her home town got their first traffic light.

        I'm always still in trouble again

        "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
        "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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        • #5
          So where's Cow Poke been the last couple of days? I betcha he got banned for being a liberal Southern Baptist!
          βλέπομεν γὰρ ἄρτι δι᾿ ἐσόπτρου ἐν αἰνίγματι, τότε δὲ πρόσωπον πρὸς πρόσωπον·
          ἄρτι γινώσκω ἐκ μέρους, τότε δὲ ἐπιγνώσομαι καθὼς καὶ ἐπεγνώσθην.

          אָכֵ֕ן אַתָּ֖ה אֵ֣ל מִסְתַּתֵּ֑ר אֱלֹהֵ֥י יִשְׂרָאֵ֖ל מוֹשִֽׁיעַ׃

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          • #6
            Originally posted by robrecht View Post
            So where's Cow Poke been the last couple of days? I betcha he got banned for being a liberal Southern Baptist!
            Recovering from the ordeal/trauma of coming back onto the mod squad.

            I'm always still in trouble again

            "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
            "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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            • #7
              Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
              Recovering from the ordeal/trauma of coming back onto the mod squad.
              Uh-oh, does that mean I have to stop calling him Cow Poker?
              βλέπομεν γὰρ ἄρτι δι᾿ ἐσόπτρου ἐν αἰνίγματι, τότε δὲ πρόσωπον πρὸς πρόσωπον·
              ἄρτι γινώσκω ἐκ μέρους, τότε δὲ ἐπιγνώσομαι καθὼς καὶ ἐπεγνώσθην.

              אָכֵ֕ן אַתָּ֖ה אֵ֣ל מִסְתַּתֵּ֑ר אֱלֹהֵ֥י יִשְׂרָאֵ֖ל מוֹשִֽׁיעַ׃

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              • #8
                Originally posted by robrecht View Post
                Uh-oh, does that mean I have to stop calling him Cow Poker?
                I call him worse.

                I'm always still in trouble again

                "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                  I call him worse.
                  For example?
                  βλέπομεν γὰρ ἄρτι δι᾿ ἐσόπτρου ἐν αἰνίγματι, τότε δὲ πρόσωπον πρὸς πρόσωπον·
                  ἄρτι γινώσκω ἐκ μέρους, τότε δὲ ἐπιγνώσομαι καθὼς καὶ ἐπεγνώσθην.

                  אָכֵ֕ן אַתָּ֖ה אֵ֣ל מִסְתַּתֵּ֑ר אֱלֹהֵ֥י יִשְׂרָאֵ֖ל מוֹשִֽׁיעַ׃

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by robrecht View Post
                    For example?
                    Huh? I said I call him worse. Just the other day I said, "hey worse, how you doing?"

                    Of course he corrected my grammar.

                    I'm always still in trouble again

                    "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                    "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                      Huh? I said I call him worse. Just the other day I said, "hey worse, how you doing?"

                      Of course he corrected my grammar.
                      I think we need to get a list going of all the names we have already or should start using for him. I'll start:

                      1. Cow Poker
                      2. Cowboy
                      3. Ornery Southern Baptist
                      4. Liberal Southern Baptist
                      5. worse
                      6. Backwoods Baptist Apostate

                      I'm sure I've forgotten some.
                      βλέπομεν γὰρ ἄρτι δι᾿ ἐσόπτρου ἐν αἰνίγματι, τότε δὲ πρόσωπον πρὸς πρόσωπον·
                      ἄρτι γινώσκω ἐκ μέρους, τότε δὲ ἐπιγνώσομαι καθὼς καὶ ἐπεγνώσθην.

                      אָכֵ֕ן אַתָּ֖ה אֵ֣ל מִסְתַּתֵּ֑ר אֱלֹהֵ֥י יִשְׂרָאֵ֖ל מוֹשִֽׁיעַ׃

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                      • #12
                        Prodder of Bovines

                        I'm always still in trouble again

                        "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                        "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                        • #13
                          Updated list (also added to the OP):

                          1. Cowboy
                          2. Cow Poker
                          3. Ornery Southern Baptist
                          4. Liberal Southern Baptist
                          5. worse
                          6. Backwoods Baptist Apostate
                          7. Prodder of Bovines
                          8.
                          βλέπομεν γὰρ ἄρτι δι᾿ ἐσόπτρου ἐν αἰνίγματι, τότε δὲ πρόσωπον πρὸς πρόσωπον·
                          ἄρτι γινώσκω ἐκ μέρους, τότε δὲ ἐπιγνώσομαι καθὼς καὶ ἐπεγνώσθην.

                          אָכֵ֕ן אַתָּ֖ה אֵ֣ל מִסְתַּתֵּ֑ר אֱלֹהֵ֥י יִשְׂרָאֵ֖ל מוֹשִֽׁיעַ׃

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                          • #14
                            Roundup?
                            TWEB Cowpoke.jpg
                            sigpic1 Cor 15:34 εκνηψατε δικαιως και μη αμαρτανετε αγνωσιαν γαρ θεου τινες εχουσιν προς εντροπην υμιν λεγω

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by tabibito View Post
                              Roundup?
                              [ATTACH=CONFIG]994[/ATTACH]
                              Hmmm. We have to think about that one. It might be construed as too positive:

                              Kill specialty weeds
                              Fight weeds like poisen ivy and other tough-to-kill brush

                              http://www.roundup.com/smg/gocat/rou...llers/cat50102
                              βλέπομεν γὰρ ἄρτι δι᾿ ἐσόπτρου ἐν αἰνίγματι, τότε δὲ πρόσωπον πρὸς πρόσωπον·
                              ἄρτι γινώσκω ἐκ μέρους, τότε δὲ ἐπιγνώσομαι καθὼς καὶ ἐπεγνώσθην.

                              אָכֵ֕ן אַתָּ֖ה אֵ֣ל מִסְתַּתֵּ֑ר אֱלֹהֵ֥י יִשְׂרָאֵ֖ל מוֹשִֽׁיעַ׃

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