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Animal Husbandry 101 Guidelines

Greetings Animal Lovers!

Welcome to Animal Husbandry 101, this is the place for all things animal.

Did you get a new pet? Tell us about it.Do you have a question about pet care? Ask it here. Are you thinking about getting a pet? Let us know.

There are a great many animal lovers at Tweb anxious to hear about and join in the fun.

In addition to the regular set of rules called the DECORUM, others rules will be enforced here as well.

1) Please keep all pets on a leash.
2) Please clean up after those pets that aren't quite paper trained.
3) Gerbils are not good pets. It's a long story

Thank you and let the games begin.
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  • My current kitty likes to climb the shelves behind the bathroom door, and the clothing hung on the back of the door, to get to the top of the door. Once there, she does not know how to undo the feat. I can't just reach up and grab her, because she gets afraid and cringes and almost falls. So I have to hold pillows in my arms and let her jump to safety.

    It's silly, but actually kind of cute, except when I have to wake up from a sound sleep to rescue her.

    Kitty's name is "Phoebe," because when she first appeared here (adolescent stray in her first estrus, ca. Feb. 2018), she had the Worst Gas Ever, and was quite a "Smelly Cat." A better diet quickly got rid of that problem.
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    • Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
      This is a thread about pets, not cats.
      Sparky would have something to say about that……

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      • Originally posted by Rushing Jaws View Post
        Sparky would have something to say about that……
        Sparky the hamster?
        "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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        • Oh the shame!

          Jake T Sparko's cousin is a cat!


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          • Originally posted by Sparko View Post
            Oh the shame!

            Jake T Sparko's cousin is a cat!


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            That would make you the cat's uncle.

            I'm always still in trouble again

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            • Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
              That would make you the cat's uncle.
              I am training the cat to identify as a dog. I got it to actually growl while I was there. Or rather Jake did.

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              • I may need to go on a diet lest my cat get fat.

                Whenever I go into the kitchen, she comes out of hiding to ask for a treat.

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                • Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                  That would make you the cat's uncle.
                  I thought he was a monkey's uncle!
                  "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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                  • Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                    I thought he was a monkey's uncle!
                    And here you were just saying that I'm predictable.

                    I'm always still in trouble again

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                    • Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                      I thought he was a monkey's uncle!
                      I thought of that, too, but took the high road.
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                      • I could be a monkey's cousin, once removed. My cousin had a chimp once. But then that would be an ape. Oh well.

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