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    Everybody's got a water buffalo
    Yours is fast but mine is slow
    Oh, where we'd get them, I don't know
    But everybody's got a water buffalo
    Micah 6:8 He has told you, O man, what is good; and what does the LORD require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God?

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    Everybody does NOT have a water buffalo!
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    • #3
      Originally posted by KingsGambit View Post
      Everybody does NOT have a water buffalo!
      Just ask Larry.
      Micah 6:8 He has told you, O man, what is good; and what does the LORD require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God?

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      • #4
        Everybody's got a baby kangaroo,
        Mine is pink and yours is blue.



        Just ask Larry.
        Last edited by mossrose; 01-19-2014, 09:09 PM.


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        • #5
          I just know you can't roller skate in a buffalo herd.
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          • #6
            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltG37Bbx1qk


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            • #7
              I am going to have to correct my baby kangaroo. He keeps teasing my water buffalo about not being able to hop.
              Micah 6:8 He has told you, O man, what is good; and what does the LORD require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Jedidiah View Post
                I am going to have to correct my baby kangaroo. He keeps teasing my water buffalo about not being able to hop.
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                • #9
                  We're going to get angry letters saying, "where's my water buffalo? why don't I get a water buffalo?" and are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so.

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                  • #10
                    Well, if you don't take care of their water buffalo it will likely wander off and adopt someone else. Not my fault, not my problem.
                    Micah 6:8 He has told you, O man, what is good; and what does the LORD require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Jedidiah View Post
                      Everybody's got a water buffalo
                      Yours is fast but mine is slow
                      Oh, where we'd get them, I don't know
                      But everybody's got a water buffalo
                      Stop right this instant. What do you think you're doing? You can't say everybody's got a water buffalo when everybody does not have a water buffalo. We're going to get nasty letters saying:
                      "Where's my water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?"

                      And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so, just stop being so silly

                      I'm always still in trouble again

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by thewriteranon View Post
                        We're going to get angry letters saying, "where's my water buffalo? why don't I get a water buffalo, Superchic[k]?" and are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so. Let's not do this song anymore. *slam*
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                        • #13
                          OK, who stole my water buffalo?

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                          • #14
                            He's right behind you, pretending to be a squirrel.
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                            • #15
                              Last I saw, John Reece had it.


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