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    Psychiatric Help 5 Cents

    Dee Dee is working on the guidelines for this forum, so this will be redundant once that's completed. But, since the forum is new, I wanted to personally welcome you and tell you a little bit about the theme here.

    Perissos Resources on TWeb is designed to serve as a "Minute Clinic," where you may ask questions and receive my response. Think of this forum as a Christian "Dear Abby." I'm a licensed Pastoral Counselor and Certified Christian Life Coach, so my responses come from this perspective.

    Please remember this forum is not intended as a full-service counseling solution and should not be considered a replacement for crisis intervention, medical care, or psychological/psychiatric advice. The reader is fully responsible for their response to anything read here and is encouraged to seek appropriate local resources appropriate for their health and wellness needs.

    Your comments to those posing questions should be respectful and gracious at all times, though these threads aren't intended for lengthy discussion and certainly not or debate.

    So, who would like to step us with the first question? The counselor is in!
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    Great Lucy is offering counseling.
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    George Bernard Shaw

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      I hear voices in my head that keep telling me to send you all my money. should I ignore them or unplug the loudspeakers you set up?
      "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot

      "Forgiveness is the way of love." Gary Chapman

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      • #4
        Can I borrow a nickel?
        The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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          Originally posted by Teallaura View Post
          I hear voices in my head that keep telling me to send you all my money. should I ignore them or unplug the loudspeakers you set up?
          Teallaura:

          Voices in the head may be a sign of serious psychosis. Please do not ignore this symptom. I urge you to consult a psychiatric professional as quickly as possible. In the meantime, please remember that God can and does perform miracles. If you send me all your money, I'll put in a good word for you.
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            Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
            Can I borrow a nickel?
            This is and a blatant misuse of this forum.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by JardinPrayer View Post
              Teallaura:

              Voices in the head may be a sign of serious psychosis. Please do not ignore this symptom. I urge you to consult a psychiatric professional as quickly as possible. In the meantime, please remember that God can and does perform miracles. If you send me all your money, I'll put in a good word for you.
              Which just goes to show -- I needs hep!
              The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                Originally posted by JardinPrayer View Post
                This is and a blatant misuse of this forum.

                Wow, THAT was weird -- I tried to quote the above, and quoted Teal instead!!!!! But I STILL needs hep, and needs a nickel to pay fer it.
                The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                  The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                    Originally posted by Teallaura View Post
                    I hear voices in my head that keep telling me to send you all my money. should I ignore them or unplug the loudspeakers you set up?
                    Those are actually my squirrels whispering in your ear and telling you to send me your bacon. I can't blame you for misunderstanding it though. "Squee-skwik, squeeetk, squeek" does sound a lot like "Squee-squik sqeeeetk, squeek" to the untrained ear.

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                    • #11
                      Oh no, I added the squirrels to my new coat last week. Could you send about ten more? I'm almost finished...
                      "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot

                      "Forgiveness is the way of love." Gary Chapman

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                        Was I yelling at you? I can't remember on account of I'm totally charmed and goofily grining at that video. Here's a nickel!
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                          Just to be clear, I'm going to allow spam in this forum in this thread and this thread alone.

                          Do not test me.
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                            Dearest Jardin:

                            Sometimes when I'm watching television I see people in night clubs and at parties really enjoying themselves and I'm usually home alone, brushing my cats, wondering why I exist.

                            Is this normal?

                            Love,

                            Trout
                            The last Christian left at tweb

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                              Originally posted by Trout View Post
                              Dearest Jardin:

                              Sometimes when I'm watching television I see people in night clubs and at parties really enjoying themselves and I'm usually home alone, brushing my cats, wondering why I exist.

                              Is this normal?

                              Love,

                              Trout
                              Dear Trout:

                              "Normal," is a difficult term, wouldn't you agree? I encourage you to remember your identity is in Christ and, as such, you are in this world but not of it. In that regard, I would have to say that it is perfectly "normal" not to feel "normal," because you are not a citizen of this world. Rejoice, I say, in your doubts of normalcy.

                              It is also important to note that God has given us dominion over all the creatures of the earth and, as such, the amount of time spent brushing your cat is directly related to the size of your reward in heaven.

                              I trust your concerns have been allayed.

                              Blessings,

                              Lynn
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