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    Personally, I think Carbon 14 is probably a bad way to go - most guys dislike it when you cut hunks off them to shove into some scientific gadgetry (men are such wusses). But making them hand over birth certificates is a pain.

    So, how do you date guys?

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  • #2
    Cut them in half and count the rings.


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    • #3
      They get so whiny when you do that, though...

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      • #4
        Only for a couple of minutes.

        Then they get pretty quiet.


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        • #5
          Yeah, but first you listen to all the whining then you have a big mess to clean up.

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          • #6
            That's what the plastic on the floor is for, silly!


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            • #7
              Dare their oldest clothes. Bachelors keep their shirts unwashed until they marry.
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              • #8
                I thought you just had to look at their teeth?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Celebrian View Post
                  I thought you just had to look at their teeth?
                  No that's deceptive as in one never goes to the dentist and smokes pipe tobacco, the mouth gets REALLY GROSS and old looking and smelly.
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                  George Bernard Shaw

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                  • #10
                    There are ways of silencing them before you slice them open....


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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by mossrose View Post
                      That's what the plastic on the floor is for, silly!

                      You still have all that rolling up and dragging out to do, though...

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Teallaura View Post
                        You still have all that rolling up and dragging out to do, though...
                        And that's why you have kids.



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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by mossrose View Post
                          And that's why you have kids.

                          I haven't even finished dating yet!

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                          • #14
                            The TWebber I dated told me how old he was when I asked nicely. So there's that option. I didn't even have to clean anything up afterward!

                            Only now I am doing his laundry and washing his dishes so I'm not sure I came out ahead. YMMV.
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                            • #15
                              SEE!?!?!?!



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