What kind of frat is this?

[rogue06]

Yeah, the other half of your life was the basis for Clockwork Orange.

And the third half was the basis for Apocalypse Now except it was about "that" trip into Alabamastan.

[Cow Poke]

Only the first half.

Yeah, the other half of your life was the basis for Clockwork Orange.

[rogue06]

Animal House was a movie about YOUR LIFE!

Only the first half.

[Cow Poke]

I saw the movie Animal House when it first came out

Animal House was a movie about YOUR LIFE!

[robrecht]

I saw the movie Animal House when it first came out

OK, you seem to have the requisite experience.

[rogue06]

Especially since your college did not even allow fraternities! We need someone who has real fraternity experience.

I saw the movie Animal House when it first came out

[robrecht]

There's no hazing, no parties, no pranks-- we don't even have any Greek letters over the door!

Gentlemen, we can do better. Elect me President and I'll make this a fraternity like none you've ever seen before!

... no, I'm not just trying to relive my college years

Especially since your college did not even allow fraternities! We need someone who has real fraternity experience.

[robrecht]

Iota Eta Sigma, of course, IHΣ, first three letters of Jesus' name

Some might prefer to understand this as Latin, IHS, for the Constantinian In hoc signo ... but this mistake cannot be made in Greek.

[rogue06]

I suggest we avoid "Kappa Kappa Kappa".

What do you have against weird Japanese water spirits?

Kappa, kappa and kappa

[rogue06]

How bout "a cuppa cuppa cuppa cuppa cup", as in JAVA?

Um, no.

[Cow Poke]

I suggest we avoid "Kappa Kappa Kappa".

How bout "a cuppa cuppa cuppa cuppa cup", as in JAVA?

[Spartacus]

Lambda omicron lambda

[Chaotic Void]

Lambda Lambda Lambda?

[fm93]

Alpha Beta Pi, because who doesn't like pie?

[Spartacus]

I suggest we avoid "Kappa Kappa Kappa".

With certain members of this crowd, that name might actually get some support.

Can someone who's actually taken Greek suggest a name?

Otherwise, I'm gonna suggest Epsilon Nu Tau. And then we get a frat house with a really big old tree nearby.