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  • What kind of frat is this?

    There's no hazing, no parties, no pranks-- we don't even have any Greek letters over the door!

    Gentlemen, we can do better. Elect me President and I'll make this a fraternity like none you've ever seen before!

    ... no, I'm not just trying to relive my college years
    Don't call it a comeback. It's a riposte.

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    I suggest we avoid "Kappa Kappa Kappa".
    "I am not angered that the Moral Majority boys campaign against abortion. I am angry when the same men who say, "Save OUR children" bellow "Build more and bigger bombers." That's right! Blast the children in other nations into eternity, or limbless misery as they lay crippled from "OUR" bombers! This does not jell." - Leonard Ravenhill

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    • #3
      Originally posted by KingsGambit View Post
      I suggest we avoid "Kappa Kappa Kappa".
      With certain members of this crowd, that name might actually get some support.

      Can someone who's actually taken Greek suggest a name?

      Otherwise, I'm gonna suggest Epsilon Nu Tau. And then we get a frat house with a really big old tree nearby.
      Last edited by Spartacus; 09-21-2014, 10:37 PM.
      Don't call it a comeback. It's a riposte.

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      • #4
        Alpha Beta Pi, because who doesn't like pie?
        Learn to do right; seek justice. Defend the oppressed. Take up the cause of the fatherless; plead the case of the widow.--Isaiah 1:17

        I don't think that all forms o[f] slavery are inherently immoral.--seer

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        • #5
          Lambda Lambda Lambda?
          Mercenary Maxim 37: There is No 'Overkill.' There is merely 'Open Fire,' and 'I need to Reload.'

          Chaotic Void's Recommended Advice for Trump's Opposition to Punt him from the Oval Office: Git Gud

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          • #6
            Lambda omicron lambda
            Don't call it a comeback. It's a riposte.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by KingsGambit View Post
              I suggest we avoid "Kappa Kappa Kappa".
              How bout "a cuppa cuppa cuppa cuppa cup", as in JAVA?

              "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                How bout "a cuppa cuppa cuppa cuppa cup", as in JAVA?
                Um, no.

                I'm always still in trouble again

                "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by KingsGambit View Post
                  I suggest we avoid "Kappa Kappa Kappa".
                  What do you have against weird Japanese water spirits?




                  Kappa, kappa and kappa

                  I'm always still in trouble again

                  "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                  "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                  • #10
                    Iota Eta Sigma, of course, IHΣ, first three letters of Jesus' name

                    Some might prefer to understand this as Latin, IHS, for the Constantinian In hoc signo ... but this mistake cannot be made in Greek.
                    βλέπομεν γὰρ ἄρτι δι᾿ ἐσόπτρου ἐν αἰνίγματι, τότε δὲ πρόσωπον πρὸς πρόσωπον·
                    ἄρτι γινώσκω ἐκ μέρους, τότε δὲ ἐπιγνώσομαι καθὼς καὶ ἐπεγνώσθην.

                    אָכֵ֕ן אַתָּ֖ה אֵ֣ל מִסְתַּתֵּ֑ר אֱלֹהֵ֥י יִשְׂרָאֵ֖ל מוֹשִֽׁיעַ׃

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Spartacus View Post
                      There's no hazing, no parties, no pranks-- we don't even have any Greek letters over the door!

                      Gentlemen, we can do better. Elect me President and I'll make this a fraternity like none you've ever seen before!

                      ... no, I'm not just trying to relive my college years
                      Especially since your college did not even allow fraternities! We need someone who has real fraternity experience.
                      βλέπομεν γὰρ ἄρτι δι᾿ ἐσόπτρου ἐν αἰνίγματι, τότε δὲ πρόσωπον πρὸς πρόσωπον·
                      ἄρτι γινώσκω ἐκ μέρους, τότε δὲ ἐπιγνώσομαι καθὼς καὶ ἐπεγνώσθην.

                      אָכֵ֕ן אַתָּ֖ה אֵ֣ל מִסְתַּתֵּ֑ר אֱלֹהֵ֥י יִשְׂרָאֵ֖ל מוֹשִֽׁיעַ׃

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by robrecht View Post
                        Especially since your college did not even allow fraternities! We need someone who has real fraternity experience.
                        I saw the movie Animal House when it first came out

                        I'm always still in trouble again

                        "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                        "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                          I saw the movie Animal House when it first came out
                          OK, you seem to have the requisite experience.
                          βλέπομεν γὰρ ἄρτι δι᾿ ἐσόπτρου ἐν αἰνίγματι, τότε δὲ πρόσωπον πρὸς πρόσωπον·
                          ἄρτι γινώσκω ἐκ μέρους, τότε δὲ ἐπιγνώσομαι καθὼς καὶ ἐπεγνώσθην.

                          אָכֵ֕ן אַתָּ֖ה אֵ֣ל מִסְתַּתֵּ֑ר אֱלֹהֵ֥י יִשְׂרָאֵ֖ל מוֹשִֽׁיעַ׃

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                          • #14


                            Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                            I saw the movie Animal House when it first came out


                            Animal House was a movie about YOUR LIFE!
                            "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post






                              Animal House was a movie about YOUR LIFE!
                              Only the first half.

                              I'm always still in trouble again

                              "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                              "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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