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In here we can leave the seat up, drink from the carton and talk about manly things without fear of the ladies butting in. You know how they can be.

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  • #16
    AND..... Things you don't say to your wife...

    The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
      OK, try this one....

      Honey, do you think this dress makes my butt look big?
      Look, there's something interesting going on next door!

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
        OK, try this one....

        Honey, do you think this dress makes my butt look big?
        I don't know...take it off and let me see your butt without it so I can make a good comparison.
        "What has the Church gained if it is popular, but there is no conviction, no repentance, no power?" - A.W. Tozer

        "... there are two parties in Washington, the stupid party and the evil party, who occasionally get together and do something both stupid and evil, and this is called bipartisanship." - Everett Dirksen

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        • #19
          And things you don't let your wife say. . .

          When inventing a god, it is imperative to claim that it's; invisible, inaudible and imperceptible in every way. Otherwise - when it appears to no one, is silent and does nothing - intelligent people are liable to become sceptical.
          - Anonymous

          When asked why Omniscient and Omnipotent God, chose to burn alive the children of two Middle Eastern cities, came the reply;
          “His hands were tied.” - DaveTheApologist

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          • #20
            I am a man,
            But I can change,
            If I have to.
            I guess.

            -Red Green
            -alaskazimm

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            • #21
              Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
              Waitress: How do you take your steak?

              Me: Like winning an argument with my wife.

              Waitress: Rare it is
              That's not rare. It's non-existent.

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              • #22
                Mike Pence is the only exception to the rule ever.
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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                  OK, try this one....

                  Honey, do you think this dress makes my butt look big?
                  I prefer this version:

                  She -- Does this dress make me look fat?

                  He -- No, your butt makes you look fat.
                  Geislerminian Antinomian Kenotic Charispneumaticostal Gender Mutualist-Egalitarian.

                  Beige Federalist.

                  "Everybody is somebody's heretic."

                  Social Justice is usually the opposite of actual justice.

                  Proud member of the LGBFJB community.

                  Would-be Grand Vizier of the Padishah Maxi-Super-Ultra-Hyper-Mega-MAGA King Trumpius Rex.

                  Justice for Ashli Babbitt!

                  Justice for Matthew Perna!

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Apologiaphoenix View Post

                    That's not rare. It's non-existent.
                    The other response from the waitress is, "oh, so you're a vegan."

                    I'm always still in trouble again

                    "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                    "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                    "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by NorrinRadd View Post

                      I prefer this version:

                      She -- Does this dress make me look fat?

                      He -- No, your butt makes you look fat.
                      Funeral services for the dearly departed will be held at Oak Ridge Chapel

                      I'm always still in trouble again

                      "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                      "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                      "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                        Funeral services for the dearly departed will be held at Oak Ridge Chapel
                        Assuming enough pieces can be found.
                        1Cor 15:34 εκνηψατε δικαιως και μη αμαρτανετε αγνωσιαν γαρ θεου τινες εχουσιν προς εντροπην υμιν λεγω
                        "It's bigger inside" might work for a TARDIS - it doesn't work for a bronze sea.

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                        • #27
                          Police officer on radio; to supervisor: "the murder victim's wife admits to killing him."
                          Supervisor: "did she say why?"
                          Officer: "he walked on the clean kitchen floor while it was still wet."
                          Supervisor: "Have you arrested her?"
                          Officer: "No - the floor is still wet."
                          1Cor 15:34 εκνηψατε δικαιως και μη αμαρτανετε αγνωσιαν γαρ θεου τινες εχουσιν προς εντροπην υμιν λεγω
                          "It's bigger inside" might work for a TARDIS - it doesn't work for a bronze sea.

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                          • #28
                            A wife is in the bathroom trying on a new dress.
                            She comes out and says to her husband: "Does my butt look big in this?"
                            He says: "Oh, be fair, love, it's quite a small bathroom."
                            When inventing a god, it is imperative to claim that it's; invisible, inaudible and imperceptible in every way. Otherwise - when it appears to no one, is silent and does nothing - intelligent people are liable to become sceptical.
                            - Anonymous

                            When asked why Omniscient and Omnipotent God, chose to burn alive the children of two Middle Eastern cities, came the reply;
                            “His hands were tied.” - DaveTheApologist

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                            • #29

                              I'm always still in trouble again

                              "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                              "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                              "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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