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In here we can leave the seat up, drink from the carton and talk about manly things without fear of the ladies butting in. You know how they can be.

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    Waitress: How do you take your steak?
    Me: Right beside my OTHER steak...
    That's what
    - She

    Without a clear-cut definition of sin, morality becomes a mere argument over the best way to train animals
    - Manya the Holy Szin (The Quintara Marathon)

    I may not be as old as dirt, but me and dirt are starting to have an awful lot in common
    Stephen R. Donaldson

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    Waitress: How do you take your steak?

    Me: Like winning an argument with my wife.

    Waitress: Rare it is

    I'm always still in trouble again

    "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
    "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
    "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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    • #3
      Bacon.

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      • #4
        I think it was Dennis Leary who once replied, "Just bring me the cow. I’ll carve off what I want, and ride the rest home."

        I'm always still in trouble again

        "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
        "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
        "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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        • #5
          I once said to mossy, "I ain't afeared of no pin!!!"



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          • #6
            Originally posted by Sparko View Post
            I once said to mossy, "I ain't afeared of no pin!!!"

            And when is the last time you left your basement?

            I'm always still in trouble again

            "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
            "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
            "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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            • #7
              A girl once told me "It's not you, it's me..."
              You darned right heffer. It's you.
              That's what
              - She

              Without a clear-cut definition of sin, morality becomes a mere argument over the best way to train animals
              - Manya the Holy Szin (The Quintara Marathon)

              I may not be as old as dirt, but me and dirt are starting to have an awful lot in common
              Stephen R. Donaldson

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              • #8
                Without going into the naughty background....

                "Make me feel like a woman!"
                "here, Iron my shirt"
                The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                • #9
                  He: I feel like a woman
                  She: Half an hour ago you said that you felt like a beer, and after that it was a pizza.
                  1Cor 15:34 εκνηψατε δικαιως και μη αμαρτανετε αγνωσιαν γαρ θεου τινες εχουσιν προς εντροπην υμιν λεγω
                  "It's bigger inside" might work for a TARDIS - it doesn't work for a bronze sea.

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                  • #10
                    Ladies, if your man says he will fix it, he will fix it. Stop reminding him every 6 months!
                    That's what
                    - She

                    Without a clear-cut definition of sin, morality becomes a mere argument over the best way to train animals
                    - Manya the Holy Szin (The Quintara Marathon)

                    I may not be as old as dirt, but me and dirt are starting to have an awful lot in common
                    Stephen R. Donaldson

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                    • #11
                      OK, try this one....

                      Honey, do you think this dress makes my butt look big?
                      The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                        OK, try this one....

                        Honey, do you think this dress makes my butt look big?
                        What dress?
                        1Cor 15:34 εκνηψατε δικαιως και μη αμαρτανετε αγνωσιαν γαρ θεου τινες εχουσιν προς εντροπην υμιν λεγω
                        "It's bigger inside" might work for a TARDIS - it doesn't work for a bronze sea.

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                        • #13
                          ~ Russell ("MelMak")

                          "[Sing] and [make] melody in your heart to the Lord." -- Ephesians 5:19b

                          Fight_spam!

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                          • #14
                            The MAN song!

                            The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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