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  • #16
    You guys can come work on mine when your finished...

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    • #17
      For future reference: mowing my lawn takes about 45 minutes. Using the weed whacker to do the same thing takes just over 2 hours.
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      • #18
        Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post
        For future reference: mowing my lawn takes about 45 minutes. Using the weed whacker to do the same thing takes just over 2 hours.
        Unless you brandish the whacker exquisitely and only exquisitely, I doubt it would be the same thing!
        The greater number of laws . . . , the more thieves . . . there will be. ---- Lao-Tzu

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Truthseeker View Post
          Unless you brandish the whacker exquisitely and only exquisitely, I doubt it would be the same thing!
          what we need is a laser grass cutting system, that you flip a switch and it slices down all the grass in a lawn. The bonus is it could work as a burglar deterant/capture device because it's hard to run without feet.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Sparko View Post
            what we need is a laser grass cutting system, that you flip a switch and it slices down all the grass in a lawn. The bonus is it could work as a burglar deterant/capture device because it's hard to run without feet.
            How do you confine the laser beam to just the lawn area? Because of the curvature of earth, a few people some distance off may get haircuts. Viola, crewcuts are back in fashion.
            The greater number of laws . . . , the more thieves . . . there will be. ---- Lao-Tzu

            [T]he truth I’m after and the truth never harmed anyone. What harms us is to persist in self-deceit and ignorance -— Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

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            • #21
              Hey! This is my pity party - who said y'all could have fun?
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              • #22
                Originally posted by Truthseeker View Post
                How do you confine the laser beam to just the lawn area? Because of the curvature of earth, a few people some distance off may get haircuts. Viola, crewcuts are back in fashion.
                We'll use light saber technology to limit things. We'll be fine.
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                • #23
                  Strap one light saber to the blade carriage of a lawn mower.... Wait, aren't you right back where you started?
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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Truthseeker View Post
                    How do you confine the laser beam to just the lawn area? Because of the curvature of earth, a few people some distance off may get haircuts. Viola, crewcuts are back in fashion.
                    Yeah there are some kinks to work out.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                      Yeah there are some kinks to work out.
                      That's quite a challenge, design the system so that those who want crew cuts get them.
                      The greater number of laws . . . , the more thieves . . . there will be. ---- Lao-Tzu

                      [T]he truth I’m after and the truth never harmed anyone. What harms us is to persist in self-deceit and ignorance -— Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Truthseeker View Post
                        That's quite a challenge, design the system so that those who want crew cuts get them.
                        Before:

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                        After:

                        Er, never mind...
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                        "Forgiveness is the way of love." Gary Chapman

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                        • #27
                          At first glance that looks like an awesome head shield against a certain conspiracy. I need more time to figure out which conspiracy.
                          The greater number of laws . . . , the more thieves . . . there will be. ---- Lao-Tzu

                          [T]he truth I’m after and the truth never harmed anyone. What harms us is to persist in self-deceit and ignorance -— Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

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